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I encountered a reasonably typical matter on a Malaysian-youth publication on the net and I think it's a brilliant read.
I used to find that the Bahasa Melayu we learn in school kept changing their rules, which then drove me to infer that the people in Dewan Bahasa and Pustaka probably JUST HAD TO DO SOMETHING- setting vocab rules or such and revising them every so often. This later suggests that Bahasa Melayu is a growing language and that it needs time to develop. But at the rate we’re going, I’m not sure if our beloved Bahasa Kebangsaan can weather the storm, even before it is “mature” enough.
By MOHD HAFIZ NOOR SHAMS
Have you read a classic joke about the official language of the European Union?
If you haven’t, you must read it. Because Bahasa Melayu might face a similar fate.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as “Euro-English”.
In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of the “k”. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20 percent shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent “e”s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!
Are you laughing already?
If you are, then you are laughing at the Malaysian national language too. The future of Bahasa Melayu is similar to the hypothetical Euro-English.
I must admit, I haven’t been writing and reading in Malay for quite some time now. For the last four years, despite being Malay, I have blogged in English, did reports in English, read news pieces in English and probably even dreamt in English too. I was in an American school and I had little use for proper written Malay. As of right now, I struggle to write in Malay.
Subsequently, I told myself if I couldn’t write proper Malay, I would be a laughing stock. Not wanting to be known as, if I may, a “Malay Banana,” I set myself upon a mission. My mid-year resolution was to read Malay articles.
Upon rediscovering the Malay world, certain imported words came up. First, it was “previu.” After that, “bajet” came up out of nowhere. Later, the word “polemik” came to surface. As if those words aren’t enough, like rabbits, a whole gamut of them started to jump out from their burrows. One naughty rabbit is called “akauntabiliti.” Another impeccable furball is known as “integriti.” That black rabbit is named “transparensi.” And don’t forget, our little cuties - “profil,” “kontroversi,” “emosi,” “posisi,” “cif,” “propisi,” “kondisi” and “ambisi.” And who knows what else in the store.
An explosion of rabbit population is usually a bad thing. I asked myself, are these legit words? Are these words actually Malay?
The answer seems to be yes, and to me, this is more disturbing than seeing Malaysians freely hugging each other in public.
I do understand that this new stream of imported words is an effort to enrich the language vocabulary. I understand the need for such importation. After all, crude Malay translation for the noun joystick – amusingly, “batang ria” - would not be one of the most well-refined word in the language history. Yet, massive importation is slowing transforming our national language into a kind of pseudo-English.
This evolution is detrimental to our language. It is a path that we as Malaysians - or it could just be me – will regret when it is all too late to turn back.
Hence, I’m appealing to all that are reading this – please, please do not use “bajet” in place of “belanjawan.” Do not reject “cita-cita” in favor of “ambisi.” The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire. And please, there is nothing Malay about infotainment as much as there is nothing English about Euro-English.
And if you haven’t realized already, open up your eyes fellow countrymen. Somebody is hijacking our national language. Wake up Malaysians. Rise up!
“Sedarlah kawan-kawan. Sedarlah! Dikala kita menjerit Merdaka jam 12 malam pada 31 Ogos, suatu hari nanti, kita akan bersorak independen! Independen! Independen! Atau mungkin sekali, fridom! Fridom! Fridom! Kemudian, kita mungkin sekali akan menikmati kentang fridom.”
Or, we could just switch to English right now and not bother ourselves with the Malay language any longer.
After all, Hishamuddin Hussein recently said that English is Malaysian, a few days after waving the kris in the name of Malay supremacy.
How Malaysian?
You decide.
In my opinion, the standing of Bahasa Melayu has always been a topic discussed upon especially by Bahasa Melayu scholars (or Bahasa Malaysia, for that matter) and it has always been the opinion of many that it’s not going anywhere and we are better off using and communicating in English. Personal experience made me ponder on this matter; Since primary 4, I had been the Bahasa Melayu “guru” among my peers. This changed immediately (from Malay Language to English “guru”) when I entered boarding school (in a place that’s relatively non-urban)- this (in a way) showed that the your level of Bahasa Melayu differs according to your environment, which should not be the case! What’s interesting is that I met a Japanese during my exchange student program in France who has never set foot in Malaysia but still could mention a few sentences in Malay. He told me he learned it from his friend who had once stayed on exchange in Malaysia and later (correctly) stated a few grammatical rules in Malay, claiming it was an easy language to master. This of course, impressed me. Sadly, i’ve often heard some of my expat lecturers mention how easy it is to live in Malaysia for english speakers (he still does not converse in Bahasa Melayu- even for a little bit- after almost 10 years living here) while I was FORCED to learn a foreign language to survive in the country I lived in while I was abroad. One of his most memorable jokes was that “If population is populasi, then nation is nasi.” Even the chinese in Indonesia speak perfect Indonesian and this fact shocked me when I witnessed it with my own eyes (or heard it) the first time, as I’ve never encountered a Malaysian Chinese who spoke good Malay without a heavy chinese accent unless he/ she is from the east coast or East Malaysia.I used to find that the Bahasa Melayu we learn in school kept changing their rules, which then drove me to infer that the people in Dewan Bahasa and Pustaka probably JUST HAD TO DO SOMETHING- setting vocab rules or such and revising them every so often. This later suggests that Bahasa Melayu is a growing language and that it needs time to develop. But at the rate we’re going, I’m not sure if our beloved Bahasa Kebangsaan can weather the storm, even before it is “mature” enough.
Sebaik sahaja saya memulakan penulisan saya kali ini, saya diingatkan dengan insiden-insiden lawak pengalihan bahasa yang seringkali tidak menggambarkan langsung frasa atau ayat Bahasa Inggeris yang ingin dialih dalam tayangan-tanyangan filem Inggeris di pawagam. Hal ini menimbulkan tanda tanya kepada saya, adakah hal ini disebabkan oleh pengambilan jurualih bahasa yang sememangnya tidak berwibawa, yang tidak mempunyai kekuatan dari segi perbendaharaan kata (saya akui saya juga terpaksa mencari kamus internet untuk mengalihkan perkataan 
It’s a case of kettle calling pot black. U people are no different than the singer himself, throwing insults at each other, be it Indian, Chinese or Malay. Why just cant comment properly, without insulting the singer, or even worse, his family?
DUH.